Langley Woman's Festival

Thank Heaven, for chocolate!

The 2008 I Love Lucy Grape Stomping Contest is over ,

Congratulations to all of the Teams for a job well done

 

The Grapemeister has declared  the 

 

WINNER IS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TEAM ROYAL brought 6.4cm of juice 

 

Gardenia Composters          6.3cm

Times Quantum          6.1cm

Team City          6.0cm

Sonoma Stompers          6.0cm

Ambassadors          6.0cm

Team Spirit          6.0cm

Brabarians          5.5cm

Goldkey Gusher Girlz          5.5cm

Times Leap          5.5cm

 

ALL HAIL THE GRAPEMEISTER who did a phenomenal

job organizing the Teams & keeping them on time.

To our volunteers who did everything from

sloshing grape mash & running with

20lb cases of grapes to the Gals who held

onto the bags, the dresses

& the grape stompers themselves:

 

Bravo! 

 

 

 

The Langley Woman's Festival Committee wishes to extend

our heartfelt thanks to our sponsor's Kin's Farm Market for the

grapes, Beauty Control Canada for pampering the Gals

& Potter's Nursery for the beautiful oak wine barrels.

The I Love Lucy grape stomping contest

has sold out!

 

LATE ARRIVALS Sept 12

The Gardenia Composters

have emerged from the back of the yard to

issued the following challenge at 8pm EST

 

..chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp...chomp...

We Gardenia Composters love to eat anything,

We devour Brabarians & even Royal Bling,

We might take our Time:)

but fear not even Sonoma Stompers & Gusher Girlz

can't

change our minds,

To breakdown all of the Teams' Spirit,

so even Ambassadoras will bow to our grape grime.  

..chomp....chomp....chomp...chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp....chomp.... 

          **********

ALERT Team Royal's reply has arrived
 
To the Sonoma Stompers,
 
There are Teams with spirit & Teams that Gush
 
There are Teams ahead of you but please don't rush
 
Another Team has entered to make you blush
 
You've heard of Team City & that isn't hush hush
 
Team Ambassadoras are practicing turning grapes to mush
 
They're ready to rumble so all of your ambitions crumble!
 
**********
 
 The Sonoma Stompers are at it again!

with a combination punch reminiscent of Ali  Sept 4, 2008 GMT

  For immediate release to Team City

Gotta hand it to ya, we're quite impressed...

You've picked a name that is the best...

But we don't sleep on the job,

So you might as well do...an apple bob!

And we'll get the work done...

You might as well....run,

We ARE the Sonoma Stompers

 

For immediate release to Team Royal

Royalty....HA...

We'd like to see...

The finest trainers trained me...

We are the Sonoma Stompers so don't be deceived...

Cause WE are the Best in Langley...

You wait N' see!

ATTENTION ALL TEAMS THE GRAPEMEISTER HAS ARRIVED SEPT 2, 2008

ALL HAIL THE GRAPEMEISTER

**********

ALERT! new challenge hot off the wires

from Team City  at 5pm MT Sept 2, 2008

PRESS RELEASE

We're Team City & it's a pity, that everyone else will lose,

We're the best, beyond the rest, all other Teams will snooze,

We're the Place To Be & you will see, that we'll rule with purple feet,

So,Just beware, you'll get a scare, 'Cause we ARE the Team to beat.

 

"I don't know about you other Gals but I had to read

that one under the covers!"

**********

The Sonoma Stompers say, "Be afraid"

"We'll carve you up with our feet of blades"

"Sweet victory of the grapes we will have made"

"So, beware the Stompers & be afraid"

**********

"A Challenger appears...YIKES!  it's Team Royal

Lady Lilianne proclaimed from her office on high

"This is a message to the Sonoma Stompers,"

"If you think you will win then you are truly bonkers,"

"Our Team is Royalty, that you will see,"

"A Princess, a Countess & a Lady, that's Me,"

"So bring on your blades & all of that bluster,"

"Cause you're going to need all the help you can muster!"

"Your Stompers will loose & you'll boo hoo,"

"Team Royal will prevail & we'll whip your butt too!" 

**********

Oh NO!!!! it's the...

Brabarians 

 

News FLASH!!!   This just in...

The Brabarians have great support

 & could clinch the cup!

 

Team Spirit has issued a formal challenge to Team City while

Team Times has already bought the nail to hang their trophy up with!

"The gloves are off, Team City is going down!" says the Dublin

Heather, known for her quick wit but even faster feet.

Team City fired back with a raucous volley of feminine gib, not

printable but possibly entirely true regarding the tactics of

Team Spirit's Leader, known in some circles as a little too

quick out of the gate:)  

Team City's Leader Tigger Look-a-Like Teri reports:

"We've already reported Gate Post

Shirley to the Referee, just for good measure!"

 
Team Brabarian's spokeswoman Sensational Sonya
 
has been heard saying:
 
"We're keeping our strategy under wraps."
 
 
Team Royal Lady Lilianne,
 
Countess Courtney,
 
Princess Leah
 
 
The Ambassadoras challenge   Aug 9, 2008
 
The Langley Ambassadoras extend good will,
But all you other ladies might just as well chill
Cause we won't stop til we get our fill,
And stomp those grapes until they spill
Out onto the streets that juice will fill
Clear on up to the top of your window sills!
and we'll win this grape stomp like you know we will!
Ambassadoras rule!
 
Gold Key Pontiac Gusher Girlz say:
 
"Bring it on! "
 
"When the dust settles, we will have
 
cruised into 1st place & taken the checkered flag."
 
 These hearty Women of Langley 

want only one thing, "to be victorious in the grapes"

 

The Rules of Engagement:

∞only 1 pair of feet in the barrel at a time

 ∞weights are not allowed

∞no, water bottle in the barrel

∞no, tossing of water at the contender

∞no, wet washcloth in the barrel

∞no, purses allowed

∞no, layering of clothes

∞no, dropping to your knees

∞no, peeing :)

 


 

Did I hear someone say Chocolate for 2009?!